tylerknott:

Typewriter Series #886 by Tyler Knott Gregson
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tylerknott:

Typewriter Series #886 by Tyler Knott Gregson

*Pre-Order my book, Chasers of the Light, and donate $2 to @TWLOHA and get a free book plate signed by me :)  Click the link in my bio, or go here:  tylerknott.com/chasers*




handsomedogs:

Australian Cattle Dog

handsomedogs:

Australian Cattle Dog


ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

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dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

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southernshot:

girl-in-nike:

This commercial is amazing.

I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol 

Best story ever!

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